Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
He hana noʻeau e hoʻohuli i kāu hoa. A ʻike kēia ʻīlio i ka hoʻokō ʻana. ʻO ka mua, wehe ʻo ia iā ia i pehu kāna mau pōpē a ala aʻe kāna dick, a laila hoʻoheheʻe ʻo ia iā ia - a laila hāʻawi i kona kino i ke kuko. Manaʻo wau ua hū ʻo ia i kēia kaikamahine i loko o ka ʻāpana - he maʻi lio!