ʻAʻohe ʻōlelo maikaʻi, ʻaʻole wau e haʻalele i ka hale i ka lā a pau. He pimples ka hoki, akā he momona a he kanaka hana. No laila, ʻaʻole kākou e hele i luna, ʻo ka mea nui makemake i ka hoʻokama a ʻike pehea. Hoʻokahi mea e hoʻomanaʻo - e hoʻopaʻa maikaʻi e hoʻohana i ka condom. I ka hihia mua inā e hāpai ia a laila e lele me nā pilikia maopopo ʻaʻole hiki. A ʻo ka lua, he mea lapuwale ke noʻonoʻo ʻana ua hoʻopaʻapaʻa ʻia kēlā ʻano ʻano mare me ʻoe wale nō. ʻO ia hoʻi, me ka ʻole o ka condom, hiki iā ʻoe ke hopu i kahi maʻi mai iā ia.
Laki ka makuakāne i ka hoʻi ʻana mai ka hana! A ʻo kāna mau kaikamāhine he ʻano slutty, akā ua ʻike pū lākou i ka moekolohe. Aloha au i ka wā ʻaʻole moe nā kaikamāhine e like me ka lāʻau, akā e hana pono i nā mea āpau. Laki ka hoao ana i ka hoki paa no ka hanohano. ʻO kēia mau uʻi ʻelua ka moeʻuhane o kēlā me kēia kāne, ʻike lākou i ka mea e hana ai, ʻaʻole pono lākou i nā ʻōlelo aʻo. Nui ka hauʻoli, hauʻoli nā mea a pau!
ʻO wai ka inoa o kēia mea hana keaka? ʻO wai ka mea ʻike? He mau wikiō hou aku nona?