He aha kaʻu e ʻōlelo ai - ua hana maikaʻi ʻo ia! Loaʻa iā mākou kekahi mau wahine i loko o kā mākou hui i manaʻo he mea maʻalahi loa ka uku ʻana i ka polopeka ma mua o ke ala ʻana i ka pō a pau e ʻimi ana i nā ʻano hana a me nā lā hiki ʻole ke hoʻomaopopo ʻia. Eia naʻe, e like me kā lākou e ʻōlelo nei, he mea ia o kāu e aʻo ai!
Nui maoli ka dick o ka negro! No laila, ua ho'āʻo nui nā kaikamāhine e hāʻawi i ka leʻaleʻa i ke kanaka ʻeleʻele. He mea kupanaha ka lakou akamai i ka moni ana i ka pahu nui a me ka nuku maka ole. Ua manaʻo wau e ale nā wahine hoʻokamakama i kā lākou mau pōlele! Manaʻo wau e hiki iaʻu ke noho i nā kāmaʻa Negro a mālama ʻia kaʻu hoki e like me ia. Ma hope o ka puhi ʻana e like me ia, ua lawa ko lākou ikaika no ʻumi!
Ua ʻike koke ka roadie he mea ʻai kālā maoli kēia wahine hottie. He mea kupanaha kekahi mau ʻōlelo hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana i kāna ʻuʻi maoli a me ka ʻūhū ʻana. Ua hoʻokō ʻo ia i ka haggle me ia i kona lele ʻana i kāna moa. Ua hoʻohuli ʻo ia iā ia iho e hana ana ʻo ia i ka ʻoihana a me ke kālepa ʻana i kāna ʻāpana. Ma hope o ka lawe ʻana i ka cum ma kona mau ʻū a me ka palu ʻana i ke poʻo, hoʻomanaʻo ʻo ia e hoʻomanaʻo iā ia e pili ana i ke kālā. )))
Nohea mai ʻoe?