He kaikunāne i hoʻomaʻemaʻe a hoʻomaʻemaʻe maikaʻi ʻia. No kona u'i, ua ho'oholo 'o ia e hō'ike aku i kāna dick. ʻAe, ʻaʻole hiki i ke kaikuahine ke pale aku i kēlā kanaka maikaʻi a hoʻoholo e ʻike i ka moa iā ia iho. He aha ke kaomi o ka sperm, a no laila hiki iā ʻoe ke kikeke i ka maka, ua maikaʻi ʻaʻole i ʻoki ke kaikuahine.
No laila, kau ʻo ia iā ia ma luna o kāna koʻokoʻo a ʻaʻohe mea ʻino. Loaʻa nā ʻano hana mana a pau i ka Pōʻakahi o ka Makahiki Hou a makemake ʻo ia i kēia manawa - ʻoluʻolu ke kīpē piha! Ua palu ʻo ia i kāna dick ma hope - he hōʻailona o ka mahalo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hāʻawi wale ka makua kāne i kāna kaikamahine i nā waffles hou loa!
He mea nui loa kēlā hana.