ʻAʻole ʻino ka moa, akā makemake nui au i ka makuahine! Makemake au i nā moa ʻona e like me ia. A i kona wā i moe ai me ka pāhaʻi ʻana o kona ʻūhā, ʻaʻole au e hoʻomaha a hiki i koʻu hoʻokomo ʻana iā ia i mua! Hiki iā lākou ke hana i kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni me nā mea pāʻani lesbian, no ka mea, aia nō ʻelua mau wahine ʻōlohelohe i makemake nui i ka moekolohe i loko o ke kiʻi. A ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka lawelawe ʻana o ke kāne, ʻoiai he mea hoihoi!
Ua ʻae ke kaikamahine hānai i kona makuakāne ʻaʻole i loaʻa iā ia kahi lomilomi poʻohiwi. Heh, heh - E hoʻoponopono wau i kēlā kuhihewa ʻana. ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua e iho ana kona mau lima ma luna o kona umauma. ʻO Blondie ka houhu a aia kāna moa i loko o kona waha wale nō. E ke kanaka, he ʻano Copperfield kēlā stepdad.
ʻO Charity Crawford kona inoa.